I did this piece for Random House’s Listening Library audio edition of The Time Machine! I think there will be posters and buttons of this available at Comic-Con!
SO MANY THINGS I LOVE ALL COMBABULATING INTO ONE MASS OF JOYFUL QUALITY YEEEESSSSSSS
((YOU GUYS WILL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER AFTER YOUR RINGTONE DRIVES YOU INTO AN INSANE GIGGLEFIT))
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
- Hors D’oeuvres
- Quiche Lorraine
- Seven-layer dip
- Chinese takeout
- Beanie Weenies
- Corn Dog
- Hot Pocket