(Source: catbushandludicrous)
youre a masturbator? masturLATER i have no time for sinners
church could have been so much fun for me if this was how people dealt with moral and ethical dilemmas instead of the other sucky way
(via catsablanca)
—ROBIN'S LAUGHTER
((YOU GUYS WILL THANK ME FOR THIS LATER AFTER YOUR RINGTONE DRIVES YOU INTO AN INSANE GIGGLEFIT))
(Source: wandercaren, via lizzylynnthesouthernbelle)
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
—Worry About Your Own Uterus (via metaphorically)
(via cacari)
(Source: notreallythatbad, via mokyn)
iv come to dismantle the patriarchy
(Source: idagetsfit, via lizzylynnthesouthernbelle)
Petition for the episode titles of season two to be indicative of Hannibal’s downward spiral.
- Hors D’oeuvres
- Sushi
- Quiche Lorraine
- Casserole
- Pasta
- Seven-layer dip
- Chinese takeout
- Pizza
- Nachos
- Meatloaf
- Beanie Weenies
- Corn Dog
- Hot Pocket
(via flatbear)
