i really like the idea of a fantasy setting but in modern times. elves on smart phones and taking pictures for their instagram. dwarves getting into console wars and calling each other casual gamers. mages casting dangerous spells for the vine. i want it.
"Dude I dunno, necromancy is pretty fucked up." "Do it for the vine."
- Jack: Everyone has been accused but we're still no closer to catching the Ripper.
- Hannibal: In time he will reveal himself.
- Jack: He already has.
- Hannibal: ...
- Jack: We've taken in Gideon, Will, Chilton, Alana, Bedelia, Freddie, Zeller and Price, and they were all cleared, but I know now! I can finally see.
- Hannibal: ...
- Jack: I must be the Chesapeake Ripper.
- Hannibal: FFS Jack
also, we literally just listened to abel gideon die that’s what that noise was nnnngh
HANNIBAL: A NEW HOPE
Did Will Graham just tart himself up as stage one in his plan of luring Hannibal Lecter into complacency?
I mean, I hate that phrase but seriously, I think he literally got his hair cut, took a shower, picked out the nicest clothes he had, bought an expensive bottle of aftershave, seasoned his stubble with it, proclaimed himself catnip to the cannibal, and strode out the door seriously what the fuck.
DON’T. FUCKING. GO. PLACES. ALONE.
Anonymous asked: what are Arthur and Mesi like if they get angry?
well gosh, Mesi isn’t too shy about letting people know about her feelings and out of the two she definitely has the most extremes when it comes to facial expressions, so it really depends on the type of angry that she is (but for general purpose it’s mostly tiger-like snarling rage), she’s very honest about her emotions and she makes very cartoonish faces too
as for Arthur he’s, well, he’s extremely difficult to upset at all but if you do I don’t know what to tell you man it’s like you know that one person who’s super gentle and kind and never ever gets angry and then when they do it’s like what thefUCKO HGO D
don’t upset Arthur okay it’s not a good idea